The Ninety-Fifth Day of Winter

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CutieLittleBoy is doing a unit on plants for school. They are going to study phototropism. His assignment is to build a maze for a plant (preferably a vine) to grow through as it seeks sunlight. My assignment is to find a plant (preferably a vine). I stopped at the mega home and garden store in the area. (This is the store where on my very first visit I thought, “I’m going to miss this place when we move away.”) I stopped the first employee in the garden area and asked where I might find some potted plants.

“You mean plastic or real? Real? Oh, I’m sorry, we don’t get any of those in until April.”


I wonder if I will need to sacrifice my teeny potted plant for his experiment. My next stop is for groceries. As I approach the checkout counter, I spy four lonesome potted plants next to the packaged flower arrangements. One of them is a golden pothos in an oversized pot.



I know I’m paying for the pot rather than the plant, but I’ve never been one to easily settle for less than an A.

The plant maze

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Vicki Carroll said…
I've been catching up on your posts re: winter, and wishing I could find the thumbs up "like" button. Then I came to this post, and laughed out loud! You are right. You could never settle for anything less than an A! Love you!
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