Just because it does everyone good to remember, here is the transcript of a conversation I had today with a four year old boy.

Boy: And then he has a sister who is two. I wish she came to my preschool.
Me: Why is that?
Boy: We CHASE girls at our preschool.
Me: Oh really? Is that fun?
Boy: (tongue lolling out and eyes wide with pleasure) uh huh!
Me: And do the girls think it's fun?
Boy: Uh huh.


I hope, for everybody's sake, that when he does catch a girl he refrains from the flattering remarks he recently made to me about the size of my rear, the stringiness of my hair, and the stickiness of my feet.