Announcement

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I am happy to announce the arrival of Sir Pimple Ginormous. As always, his impeccable sense of timing allows him to be in attendance for the upcoming festivities.

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caedmonstia said…
Shall I do the "Zit Dance" for you? Aaaah, memories
6:10 PM
Damian said…
I hadn't heard Mr. Ginormous was recently knighted. First Mick Jagger, now Pimple. The Brits are really lowering their standards.
2:31 PM
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