Dark Thoughts

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I am thinking dark thoughts about the multiple choice placement test that says that I need to take the "Intro to College Writing" class.

Beware my dark thoughts.

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serapio said…
stop thinking about burnt umber!
3:33 PM
Matthew Carroll said…
Deh hwa?
Boggles the mind. Words fail me. I'm not sure whether to comment first on the result of your test, or on the fact someone thought it possible to measure writing skill with a Scantron. Probably you were to many standard deviations from their mean of a 9th grade writing level, so you landed well outside their margin. Since they can't afford to have anyone as brilliant as you, you must receive your Orwellian re-education.
11:40 PM
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