Discovery

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Today I learned that there are only a few things that can be communicated over the telephone when neither person speaks a language even remotely familiar to the other.

The first thing is: I cannot understand you.
The second thing is: You cannot understand me.

Knowing when it is polite to hang up is not one of the things communicated.

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