Dish Soap.

Palmolive: "Toughest on Grease"
Dawn: "Best on Grease"
Ajax: "Super Degreaser"

Next thing I know, these will all be comic book heroes running around in capes. Or presidential candidates running for office.

No wonder voter turn out is so low. Everyone expends all of their decision making capabilities in the soap aisle.


serapio said…
Well, Dawn and Ajax already are superheroes. This villain Grease is quite a foe.
Elena Johnston said…
I was just noticing how each cell phone carrier claims fewest dropped calls.

Makes me wonder which one it is that has the fewest dropped calls simply because it has the fewest subscribers.
Vicki Carroll said…
You are soooo funny! And you are sooo right!