Introducing: Skin-E Cuisin-E

Here in the Slowlane we are so pleased to announce the exciting collaboration of Slowlane Labs and From the Kitchen of Slowlane.

With the same quality which brought you Chicken Soup for Dummies (okay, so it never made it out of Drafts) we bring you Skin-E Cuisin-E (say it fast).

Our goal with Skin-E Cuisin-E is really quite simple: To make healthy, inexpensive, appetizing meals which serve one person (with up to two meals of leftovers) without requiring more than four minutes of prep-time in the morning or 23 minutes of combined prep and cook time in the evening. Other considerations to keep in mind: limited fridge, freezer, counter, and pantry space and a selection of miscellaneous utensils which may or may not be available.

By "quite simple" I mean practically impossible. But that is the kind of challenge we take on here in the Slowlane so that you, our loyal readers, don't have to.

And observe! All of the meals we have discovered so far!

1. Microwave (barely buttered) popcorn with applesauce, yogurt, and cheese stick.
2. Boneless, skinless chicken breasts marinated with salad dressing (crock pot meal).
3. Tuna salad sandwich
4. Microwave kettle corn popcorn with applesauce, yogurt, and cheese stick.
5. Boneless, skinless chicken breasts marinated with marinade (crock pot meal).
6. Tuna fillet with frozen veggies.

A full week's worth of meals!

But don't worry, we won't let this success keep us from expanding our cook book. Look for more meals featuring boneless, skinless chicken breasts and microwave popcorn soon!

And only from Skin-E Cuisin-E.

Comments

serapio said…
When I first saw it, I misread microwave as a verb. I think you should try it.
slowlane said…
Fortunately I have not gotten that desperate.