Lab Testing

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Here at Slowlane Labs, we are always working to improve your quality of life. Recently we conducted several tests in the hopes of offering time saving solutions to those of you who feel pressed for time and I'm here to share the results with you. These results have been compiled with several previous ones so that those of you who never were fortunate enough to come across them can now benefit from the high quality work that goes on daily here at Slowlane Labs.

Activities that can be accomplished simultaneously without lengthening the total time elapsed:

Reading homework while eating breakfast
Putting on socks and shoes while riding in a moving vehicle
Practicing dance routines while sorting laundry
Blow drying your hair while brushing your teeth


Activities that cannot be accomplished simultaneously without lengthening the total time elapsed:

Eating a breakfast bagel while showering
Putting on eye make up while riding in a moving vehicle
Painting nails while in a moving vehicle
Eating lunch while calling on a voice activated customer service hotline.


Until more results are ready for publishing,
slowlane
at Slowlane Labs

Comments

the girl in the red hat said…
I'm sure you coud get a ride with serapio.
5:48 PM
slowlane said…
Ooo. That could get me a bunch more things that I could experiment with. What things can be accomplished simultaneously as riding on a motorcycle?

Hm...

Serapio, when are you up to the task? =)
2:15 PM
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